ColonelKataffy

how dare you give me a discount. your employer needs that, bro

no i've never sat in a car on a sunny day

where is it already 115° in mid april?

so sad the SS doesn't even pay a living wage

texas btfo

sometimes the timing is just a little too right you know

for those who didn't do any reading, it's only for the newest flavor, avocado salsa verde, which needs to be refrigerated. hot enjoyers need not fear

simpsons called it

the wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea...most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. and as you go forth today, remember always, your duty is clear - to build and maintain those robots

in a show of bipartisanship, they also banned flying the confederate flag

posting cringe should not be protected speech

they've been struggling with recruitment for a while; maybe they're trying new methods

was the toilet full of poopy water or just regular toilet water? if it's the former, they'll never be clean and you will need to change your name to "MyEarsEatPoop". If it's the latter, you're gravy.