Codpiece

Netflix were outputting a lot of low quality shit before AI got involved.

Americans still won’t want to visit anywhere else…

Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

Can’t teach them facts about real things, but the UK still allows primary schools to be operated by the Church Of England.

But you already are

And they all turn up on time.

Won’t someone think of the shareholders and the poor management bonuses.

Poor things, they must be down to their last few millions by now.

Yeah, that’ll go down well with the populace I’ll bet. Cue rioting and fires.

And that’s a selling point??

Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.

Not if you take them out of their shells first.

I bet all the fucking junk they keep stuffing through my letterbox is first class though…