Codpiece

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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

That cat will get handed 9 life sentences.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. You don’t need to make a song and dance about it.
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Human level? That’s not setting the bar very high. Surely the aim would be to surpass human, or why bother?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I’ve been known to climb stairs on all fours on occasion. It’s still faster I swear!

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As a man who got here from All, I’m not offended at all, more ashamed of my fellow men.

I have a wife and daughter, so I’m perfectly fine with this.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can vividly remember telling my parents I was staying at a friends house, then me and that friend would go to the off license, trying very hard to look over age and not guilty, then carrying bags of cans a few miles to a friend of a friends house in the next village.

And then walking back with a hangover the next morning and hoping no parents needed to get hold of anyone.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No, real Americans would measure it in rocks, or football fields or something.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they’re in denial about Florida.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two or four fingered variety?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Neither. It’s the “other” category.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously this is brilliant, but one sentence made me a little sad that this isn’t obvious to a lot of people:

One senior nurse from the county, who took part in the training, said they "never realised the true impact outdoors can have on an individual and team level".

It says a lot about the state of, well, everything.

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