Codpiece

Why has that man got a camel toe?

What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

Pip pip!

+1 for pedantry.

I’ve edited my comment to add an Oxford comma, because I know everyone likes those.

It’s just really hard to follow google maps navigation when there’s no roads and some big waves.

edit: ffs :)

Can’t be, their girlfriend made them clean that one. This is a new one that smells of ass.

You never know, some of the pets might have a vore fetish.

They don’t want to poison the animals by feeding them trash.

They euthanise them first, they don’t just chuck them in.

Don’t forget to build one to Hawaii too. That’s where the delicious pizzas grow, right?

Is it Tess and Claudia? Live Blue Peter apology needed.

I think the correct term is lavatree.

What gave it away?