Cjwii

joined 2 years ago
[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

99% sure they are personalized ads based on your previous online activities

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not trying to defend Jimmy Fallon, but is there a way to do a nightly television show for years on end that's healthy?

The constant demand to be fresh, funny, topical, appeal to advertisers, network execs and audience members. It's fucking insane how anyone can do it at all.

I'd imagine it takes it's toll on even the most level headed good people.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Round seats are best because you can tuck your willy under the seat and there's no chance of it popping up. Also the cool ceramic underside of the toilet seat helps stimulate urine flow

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Didn't Francis Scott Key write the Star Spangled Banner on a military ship during wartime?

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Idk when this is from but I have been to a party once where Elijah Wood was DJing, it was a party during SXSW at the WeWork office sometime maybe 2015ish.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

My mother in law lives with us because of her crushing medical debt. I could go and ask her what she thinks but I think I know the answer.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Big ((((nose)))) if true

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

As we say in Texas you're all hat and no cattle good sir. Bless your heart.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It just auto downloads a PDF fille, check your downloads

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop being antisocial

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

I hope it doesn't catch on

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