CitizenKong

You can't put that on the women. Men have got to get their shit together. Just show a bit of empathy, bro! It's not that hard, humans are literally wired for it. It's just that capitalism is reinforcing humankind's worst impulses.

Well, yes, but Harris laughed funny!

This was probably produced some time before 2022 and was the attempt at a very short apocalyptic horror story.

Doesn't help that its dialogue is so boring, its most well known quote is literally just "I see you".

Jesse Eisenberg.

Don't sweat it. No, actually, sweat it! Sweat it real hard!

Well, mayyybe, but only after you, a fatherless child who has also already lost a father surrogate, will get ordered to spy on your next father figure who comes along, which in no discernable way will backfire spectacularly.

Not many, all of them.

I imagine the Watcher destroying the entrance already had them on high alert or searching for intruders.

It's actually elf child sized. It was made for an Elven prince, which means it could very well have been Legolas' old shirt.

Hobbits are pretty great warriors once they actually start fighting. They defeated Saruman on their own in the books (admittedly, a severly weakened one).

That's probably Reed Richards as drawn by Alex Ross.