Chiarottide

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

The police car is fron the city of Lucca, which hosts Lucca Comics, one of the biggest comics and videogames convention in Italy. They basically close the whole city center. I guess Team Rocket double parked

Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

We had a fireplace at my parents' house, we used to burn grease and used oil all the time, until we had our first maintenance. Let's say the chimney sweep wasn't amused

I don't think it's required actually, you just download the APK, patch it and then install it. I haven't degoogled (yet) but there should be a patch that makes it independent from Google Play Services

I've been using reVanced lately. It is a YouTube patcher, not a standalone application, but it's good enough for me https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/

Repeat with me, class: There are no bad jobs, only bad conditions

It's more international that I thought

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate's door while they sleep