ChaosMaterialist

joined 5 years ago

She rivals Luigi for cheek checks.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Ok mr. enforcer, but one question; what gun is that magazine in your vest for?

Was it really two decades ago? harold-manic

It's the nature preserve for us. Bears need to be put in their natural habitat.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linen is my go-to summer shirt. Everything else feels like a hothouse within minutes.

I don't typically iron, but linen wrinkles so much that I did

Mine look like bedraggled teenage me without an iron thonk-cri

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These articles always imagine themselves exempt from their argument.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hexbear does not lie...

It's not a gulag it's a marine training bootcamp for dudes! Split them into four teams (Blue, Orange, Green, and White. Red is too good for them) and let them compete in a bunch of ~~hard labor~~ intense marine training and shower the winners with prizes!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

she protec, she attac, but more importantly she get her himbo snac

I'll just leave this here...

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