ChaosCharlie

joined 2 years ago
[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 78 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The goal posts have long since achieved escape velocity. At the beginning of this stage of the Epstein scandal, the goal posts were in stable low earth orbit. They are now at the L1 Lagrange point between the earth and moon.

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glad I didn’t have kids..

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

They call that breakfast

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking limp dick loser

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I’m glad they’re finally going to unlock the secrets of the universe. Been waiting forever for that to drop.

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

American doesn’t even fulfill its responsibility to take care of its own citizens at home. What a cop out excuse.

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Super interesting, I’d love to hear more details!

[–] ChaosCharlie@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:

https://youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c_

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