Ceruleum

joined 6 months ago

Canada won't pay my tariff! So unfair! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 5 months ago

But let's keep the happy smily faces.

House Republicans vote to defund DC police in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 months ago

A spine as strong as peeled banana.

House Republicans vote to defund DC police in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 5 months ago

More like vomit projecting.

Elon Musk’s Biographer Warns Billionaire Is ‘Going Mad’ Due To ‘Combination Of Depression, Drugs And Stress’ in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think he has a heart

Elon Musk’s Biographer Warns Billionaire Is ‘Going Mad’ Due To ‘Combination Of Depression, Drugs And Stress’ in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 5 months ago

Launch him into a shredder, much cheaper. Feet first.

FULL STOP! Don't start your day wrong. You need to know that I think you're awesome! You got this! And you look amazing, it's true. in c/taneggs@lemmy.ca

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 5 months ago

This little rodent speaks truth.

DONNY'S AUTO-MART COMMERCIAL in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 months ago

Perfection.

Welp, this didn't age well. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 5 months ago

Nostroshitus.

Believe it or not straight to jail in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 12 points 5 months ago

Ah yes, Reddit.

Trump freezes $1 billion in food aid given to local schools and food banks in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 5 months ago

And bootstraps!

Musk melts down as Tesla stock price plunges in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 9 points 5 months ago

They make great fireplaces.

Musk melts down as Tesla stock price plunges in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 5 months ago

"Tears are a waste of good suffering"