Ceruleum

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My Portuguese girlfriend's feet next to my hand for size in c/2westerneurope4u@lemmit.online
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

A Portuguese Hobbit?

Hard times call for hard decisions. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

"New kink unlocked "

You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

They want quality, not quantity.

JWST discovers how we're able to see the Universe at all in c/space@mander.xyz
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

That means you're death! You shoved too hard and too deep.

Meeeeeowth, that's right! in c/gay@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cannon ? ;-))

2025-06-24 in c/cyanideandhappiness@discuss.online
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

I'll bet she refunded the kid as well.

You love her in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 month ago

What do I have to do to get two?

Open defiance in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 month ago

What a monster.

Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 month ago

Pooping good, not pooping bad.

IT BEGINS in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

Where's Venus de milo?

Oranges? In this economy? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago

We already have an orange shooting device at home ...

Oranges? In this economy? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

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