Ceruleum

joined 6 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

That's cause it wasn't on fire.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 4 months ago

Off with the head.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 57 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Some say he had sex with the lectern as well.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wat about two turnips?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 69 points 4 months ago (3 children)

He's nor even wearing a suit.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

It just escaped the solar system.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago

But they rejected his peen.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago

"Sorry Dave, I cannot do that"

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 months ago

I thought it was cause he didn't chew his Gagh enough.

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