Ceruleum

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Irresistible in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 months ago

Of course! Don't you know science?

The Swastidumpster Annihilating a Bollard While Attempting to turn in c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

It's in therapy now.

I'm famous! Ask me anything! in c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Is it delivered by a burning cybertruck you can't get out?

I'm famous! Ask me anything! in c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where can I buy ketamine in bulk?

Trump admin considering giving $10,000 to each person in Greenland to annex the island in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 40 points 4 months ago

"A Trump never pays hus bills"

Even if it sounds smart, it might be dumb. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 months ago

"Make things go"

Dad made this console for the solars of his caravan project. in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 months ago

Can he eject the warp core?

thehe in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thinking?

I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 4 months ago

"Why is it all sticky?"

*...where have I been??* in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

It'll turn cyberpsycho before you know it!

Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's like sprinkling glitter on a turd, it's still a turd.

Real poles in c/yurop@lemm.ee
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 months ago

Actually, it's called the East-pole.

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