Ceruleum

joined 6 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's the penis dimension.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago

Bert, every time.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"It's a bird!"

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah! Let's arm all the bears! My favorite one is the shotgun bear.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 months ago

Like pattern screamers?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago

A very sloooow burn.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 months ago

Fuck Tesla.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Give me a bazooka and I can beat a gorilla as well. Edit: but lock him up first

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"It's a bit small"

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago

Friday is the anti-monday.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 months ago
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