Ceruleum

joined 6 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago

Like a real human, only worse.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago

Quantity has a quality on its own.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Infinite negative numbers.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

Calm down Gandalf!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And they glow in the dark!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll guess then that they'll prefer the salt mines above me. Those little bastards, playing for dead! I will shave all their beards!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago

You're supposed to shoot yourself in the foot.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

First, you have to remove the dead gnomes. Straight to the compost heap, not in the regular garbage! Cause nature and stuff ...

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Even worse! They're all nude!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

Also carpets, lots of carpets.

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