Catfish

Are you within range of a Cheaper Buy Miles? They often have loads of vegan stuff. If you need to dietary experiment it mighT be worth a go.

And a perfectly valid musical term

Cheeky bugger. Enjoy 😹

Get the onion version. It's a childhood camping memory for me. Tin mug etc. it's nothing like the real thing but if you just want a bowl of stodge to hold your desired quantity of butter/cheese it's perfect.

You're early. May I have the worm?

Void channeling unicorn

Seagulls stop it now!

Yes. The idea is viscerally revolting, but same as medical maggots makes sense. I could deal with the poop as a mostly invisible process. Not maggots!

Meeting cancelled is perhaps the best mail notification ever

Fuck me carpet glue is nasty stuff. They should not be allowed to use it in a building while it is open.

I've got a fav carrot soup that uses two full heads or more

Not quite as much kick as anticipated but can't complain 😺