Catfish

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He just vindictively ate cheese at the cat

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Rick & Morty. Both voices drive me utterly nuts. No specific linked memory, just insanely annoying.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

๐Ÿคฎ even as a weener I knew to avoid the yellow poison

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck bananas full stop. Repulsive things.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes she is. Much nicer than the overly photoshopped chap ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

How long until he notices?

firemen calendar with googly eyes

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I could really go some croquettes please

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Careful with amber, dodgy people cook it to look better than it really is.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Very important question from Boyo: How many Chuck Norrises could a woodchuck chuck if it was chucking a mural of Chuck made of Chucks.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 22 hours ago

Yes you can has

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

It's a fast kick not a wait for it. Nice way to get acid in without being vinegary. Great for pizza!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 23 hours ago

We have done a plumbing and not murdered each other โœŠ๐Ÿป

 

Anyone got a clue what is going on with this critter? Until about 8 months ago it was a single vertical, then had a bunch of pups at once. Have been turning it toward sunlight, but itโ€™s on the only viable inside windowsill. The base of the main is a bit squish. It gets watered twice a year.

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