Catatafish

If yesterday had been Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday, what day would today be?

I can trap many different things and colors, Ever changing, not boring. Look closely and you may find yourself also caught in my trap. What am I?

There once was a man so intelligent, that he was offered some information about the future. The man obviously accepted the generous offer. The devil of course didn't want the man to know it so the devil made it into a code. It said "Tad level hell when min" What did the letter really mean?

I travel all around the world but I always stay in a corner. What am I?

Can a man marry his widows siter?

There are 4 brothers all born together. The first one runs & never wearies. The second eats & is never full. The third drinks & is always thirsty. Then fourth sings a song that is never good. How are the brothers?

two dads and two sons go fishing everybody catches a fish and they bring every fish home home with them but only have three fish how is this?

A man enters in a restaurant. He asks a waiter, "Can you get me a glass of water?" Instead of getting him a glass of water, he draws out a gun. The man says," Thanks!" Why?

A prisoner is going to be killed and is told by the executioner that he must make one statement. If his statement is true, then he will be drowned. If his statement is false, then he will be hanged. What statement can he make to confuse the executioner and not get killed at all? I will be drowned. I will be hanged. I am innocent. I am guilty.

if thers a penney,nickel,dime,and a quaartheron top of a roof and the penney,nickel,and the dime jups of a billding and quarther does not?

There is a thing which when we buy it is black when we use it is red when we have used it properly it is grey then we thow it?

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?