Catatafish

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

What do you do if you see soup on your menu?

I am a memory of things that have passed. Your first breath is your introduction to me. I am the one who cradles your love and tear. I am the one who reminds you that neither is permenanat. I am the who who is heralded but may not be touched. I am your guardian that leads you through the unknown. Who am I?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

There is a boat attached to a dock by a rope. Hanging from the boat is a ladder. The ladder has three bars on it. Each bar is a foot long. There is a foot and a half between each bar. Three bars are visible above the water. When the tide rises 3 feet how many bars will be visible?

how come you can trick a vampire so easily?

THERE IS A STORY HOUSE WHERE EVERYTHING IS RED. THE ROOF IS RED, THE GROUND IS RED, THE WALLS ARE RED, THE COUCH IS RED, THE KITCHEN IS RED, THE SINK IS RED, THE FRIDGE IS RED, THE CABINETS ARE RED, THE BEDROOMS ARE RED, THE CLOSETS ARE RED, THE CLOTHES INSIDE THEM ARE RED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT EVEN THE DOG IS RED, THE CARPET IS RED, THE FLOORS ARE RED, THE LAMPS ARE RED, THE TELEVISION IS RED, EVEN WHAT'S ON THE TELEVISION IS RED, THE RESTROOM IS RED, THE TOILET IS RED, THE TUB IS RED, AND THE MIRROR IS RED. WHAT COLOR ARE THE STAIRS?

The one who made it Didn't want it, The one who bought it Didn't use it, The one who used it Couldn't see it? What is it?

one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourthed is boxed within. If the fifth you should persue, it can never fly from you. What are we?

A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why?

There were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire. Their names were Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin.One day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it.Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin's last name was Price.The police officer put up a sign that said this ?Price. Which person set the fire? Hint:the sign has a big hint

Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide to become a hotstaple known the world wide. A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I'm best enjoyed amoung pleasant company. Some like me hot and some like me cold. Some prefer mild, others only bold. Some take me straight, while some savor my essence to which has been added a flavor. So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; I'll send you back refreshed and full of energy. What am I?