Catatafish

There was a tornado. The power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover. As he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs. Why didn't the stairs catch fire?

some thing was made by a carpenter then the carpenter sold it and the buyer bought it and gave it to the user the user never even saw it. What is the object? Clue- the object is made of wood

What goes up when the rain comes down?

we are the xings xands wen we play with our legs we cant stop our hands ! who are we ?

I'm strait when I'm put ,I'm folded when I'm press?

what's black and white and red dots all over it.

it was a bright sunday morning when Mr. Brown was murdered. a detective told every one in the house to say what they were doing at the time. WIFE:i was sleeping CHEIF: i was cooking BUTLER:i was cleanig MAID :i was getting the mail who did it?

What can keep you alive, but kill someone else? What can let you have fun, but can take you away?

How many scientest's does it take to change the colour of a light bulb?

You come to a fork in the road. You see an old man sitting there. You know that one road leads to danger and the other road leads you safely to the city. You can only ask the man one question to determine whether he is the truthsayer or the liar. What do you ask him?

I get bigger the more you take away from me. What am I?

A man rode to town on Friday. He stayed there all night, and came back on the same Friday. How can this be?