Catatafish

A man went out of town on Friday, he stayed three days and returned on Friday, How is this possible?

What did one wall say to the other wall

What siphons warmth with its greedy presence The strengthened might of the sea, wreaking havoc on traffic and bringing fun to many children?

If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?

A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?

If you utter my name I no longer exist. What am I?

Walk on the living they don't even mumble, Walk on the dead they mutter and grumble, What are they?

30 white horses on a red hill they chomp, stomp, then they stand still. What are they

There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?

1.what do you call a elephant in a phone booth?

adam was reading his daily newspaper suddenly his brother mischieviously off the light but to his suprised his brother continue reading how could that be

What has root as nobody sees. Grows taller than a tree. Up up it goes. But yet never grows.