Catatafish

They are three misstakes in this sentance, what are they?

You got to the woods and get me. When you get me, you can't find me. When you find me, you can't take me out. What Am I?

there are battleships shooting bombs at each other. how do you get through?

The hand sows, the eyes harvest?

the day is dark the houses are dark the street is dark what color is the sky

a man walks out of a store and spots his black car at 100 yards away without the use of any artifical light (no flashlights or street lamps) how is it possible?

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

heart with a z on it can't be fixed

if u r driving a bus and pick up 10 kids drop off 5 kids pick up 2000 more drop off 5000 more. whos drving the bus???

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.

If a man loses 14 days on a two week diet, a cat with 8 lives suvives 9 attacks by a car, a bumblebee loses its buzz, and this website lost all good riddles, how many peas in a barrel of apples?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?