Catatafish

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Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?

AnswerTime.

 

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

AnswerThe day is Thursday!

 

Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?

AnswerA black board

 

It was early sunday morning. There was a Queen who lived in a huge Palace. Her son, daughter, maid, and pool boy were all there this day. There was a loud scream. The Quenn was dead. Her son was in his room doing homework. Her daughter was in the living room watching TV. The maid went to check the mail. The pool boy was cleaning the pool. Who killed the queen?

AnswerThe maid, because the mail doesn't run on sunday

 

My thunder comes before the lightning; My lightning comes before the clouds; My rain dries all the land it touches. What am I?

AnswerA volcano.

 

if a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?

Answerhis brother is 13 months

 

There was a girl trapped in a room alone. The room was square with no windows, trap doors, doors nothing but a mirror and a table. She managed to escape though! How did she escape?

AnswerShe looked in the mirror to see what she SAW. She used the SAW to cut the table in half. Put the two halves to make a HOLE and used the HOLE to get out of the room.

 

How far can a dog run into the woods?

AnswerA dog can run into the woods half way

 

You and your three friends stay over night at a hotel it costs thirty to stay over each of you pay 10 bucks shortly after you get back the bellhop arrives and gives you 5 bucks becasue it was only 25 dollars you give the bellhop a tip of 2 bucks and your friends both a dollar WHERE DID THE LAST DOLLAR GO !!!

AnswerI don't know

 

whats black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Answerthree penguins and a pickle

 

Grandma has an old-fashioned refrigerator with a very small freezer compartment which can hold up to seven ice cube trays stacked, but there are no shelves to separate the trays. You have fifteen trays, each of which can make a dozen cubes, but if you stand one tray on top of another before it's frozen, it will sink into the lower tray and you won't get full cubes from the lower tray. Without using anything but water and the ice cube trays, what is the fastest way to make full ice cubes in seven trays?

AnswerThis can be accomplished by using frozen cubes as spacers to hold the trays apart. In the time it takes to freeze two trays, seven trays of ice can be frozen. Fill one tray, freeze it and remove the cubes. Place two cubes in the opposite corners of six trays, and fill the rest with water. Freeze all six trays, plus the seventh tray which is on top.

 

A boy walks up to a carnival booth and the man at the carnival booth said: If i can write your exact weight on this peice of paper you have to give me $50 if i lose the bet i have to give you $50. How did the boy loose the bet?

Answerthe man at the booth wrote the words ("your exact weight") he did not write numbers thats how the boy lost the bet.hee hee.

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