Catatafish

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What did the babycorn say to the mamacorn?

Answer''Was my dad a kernel

 

A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?

Answer22 years old.

 

What can you always serve but never eat?

AnswerA tennis ball

 

Thier are 5 houses one blue one red one green one yellow and one white. Mrs blue lives in the blue house, mr sun lives in the red house, gardener green lives in the the green house and daisy blossom lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?

AnswerGoerge Bush

 

You have 6 cups in a line. The first 3 have no water in them and the last 3 have water in them. With moving only 1 cup can you make the pattern? No water, water, no water, water, no water, water

AnswerTake the middle cup of the 3 cups with water (cup number 5) and pour it into the middle cup of the 3 cups with no water (cup number 2).

 

as i was going to saint Iises i met a guy with seven wives with seven sacks and seven cats who each had seven kittens how many were going to saintIises

Answereasy the story starts off by saying as i was going to saint Iises 1!

 

Imagine that you are recentley kidnaped and you are put in a room completley made out of steel (the walls, cieling, and floor). The only thing you have is a operating phone. You call for pizza, and ask them to hand deliver the pizza to you. You get the delivery, and you eat the pizza. But, the only question is how does it taste. Hint: There are no doors or windows.

AnswerIt doesn't because you imaged every thing i said.

 

What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

AnswerA tissue.

 

what has 4 feet in the morning, 2 in the afternoon and 3 in the evening.

AnswerA human. You first crawl on all fours, and then you learn to walk and stand on both legs,when you become old you use a cane which becomes your 3rd leg.

 

There was a buss with 26 people in it. Then, they decided to cross the Golden Gate Bridge. When they crossed the bridge, there was no single person left. Also, no one got out from the bus. What happened?

AnswerThey all got married.

 

It's the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh. What is it?

AnswerLettuce.

 

What do you call a computer super hero?

AnswerA screen saver

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