Catatafish

joined 2 years ago
 

whats the beginning of end, the end of time and space and the beginning of eternity?

Answerthe letter e

 

what goes up a chimny down but cant go down a chimny up?

Answeran umbrella

 

Broken am I, and idle I stay, yet I work just fine 2 times a day. What am I?

AnswerA broken clock is always right 2 times a day, is it not?

 

what is fat and lazy but still works out???

Answeryour dad he changes channels for exersise

 

a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressesd in all black There were no streetlights and no moonlight A car with no headlights came racing towards him . The car managed to avoid the man. How did the driver know he was there

Answerthe sun :)

 

What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening

AnswerA Human

 

the part of the bird thats not in the sky, which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry. what is it?

Answera shadow!!!!!!!!!

 

What am i ? People stare at me. I am a box I have a tail I come in a lot of varities

AnswerTELEVISION ! Stare at the screen The box is the tv screen The tail is the Ariel wire It comes in different sizes E.T.C.

 

you choose when i make a sound, how i make a sound and how loud it will be. i move but i dont what am i

Answert.v.

 

If you are riding a horse by a river and your hat flies into the water how will you get it.

Answer"WET" of course........it fell in the water

 

Where are the lakes that are referred to in the "Los Angeles Lakers?"

AnswerIn Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.

 

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?

AnswerCounterfeit Money.

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