CatOnTheChainWax

joined 1 year ago
[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

And of course there's still a huge r/adultery reddit where people post advice all about how to have successful affairs or hook up with married people and congratulate each other, while using their identifiable main accounts. It's really a wild hubris to try to get away with cheating while going online and posting about it in public forums or making a dating profile on a Cheater's site. From someone that doesn't understand that desire I found it gave me some perspective reading through lots of posts; why people cheat or want to, many people regretted it after acting out the fantasy or couldn't go through with it, and from some that were "serial cheaters" that loved doing it and wanted to keep going. Worth browsing if anyone feels curious.

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 50 points 1 year ago

"Frederich, Ve have ze time now! Ve can finally finish der uber secret project of creating ein cow zat makes udder BIER!!! Jajajaja"

I used to live in Daytona and would walk around checking out the 100s of vendors set up outside the track during big races and bike weeks. You could see all the brake dust and rubber coating people's faces and clothes when they came out from the stands.

Another old rich white guy identifying as a gay black man online?.... curious...🤣💯... interesting....true.... concerning...WE MUST RECLAIM RHODESIA'S INDEPENDENCE....uhh sorry that was the AI making a post on my account, now as I was saying about population collapse....

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not savvy with the stock market; how will this fiasco affect the X'itter value?

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today -1 points 1 year ago

Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I'll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we're trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush...

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I TOLD YALL THEM VIDEO GAMES WERE BAD FOR THEM KIDS, THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING THE HEIST MISSIONS FOR 11 YEARS, OF COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO JACK A DEPOSITARY IN LOS SANTOS

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 18 points 1 year ago

I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

[–] CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today 79 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I've been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

Seriously, how we make bridges now with giant CNC machines is so inefficient! And all these people saying we should print lots of blocks to put together are totally forgetting about Legos, we all just need to donate our old Legos to Baltimore and let kids from anywhere come volunteer to build it. Free bridge and free child labour! Everyone wins

BIG BOATS CANT BEND STEEL BEAMS!!!

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