Carvex

And eliminate COVID-19 by not reporting it.

Congrats Sailors, needed this one this week

He probably stopped once he realized the 23 year old only looked underage

Can any nerds make a tutorial on how to execute a pedo file? I can’t get the file to open

Sir you need to walk your Boston Whalier on the sidewalk

Can we solve nuclear fusion first? Before we have rolling blackouts across the world so computers can draw fingers better

I don’t start worrying until I can see the gap between the top of the needle and the bottom of the empty line

You must have been high

Who are you to wave your finger?

So full of it

Eyeballs deep in muddy waters

Fuckin' hypocrite

Liar, lawyer; mirror show me, what's the difference?

Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent

Gimli’s cousin Balin lives there and has huge feasts of meat and beer, what’s not to enjoy?

You got my hopes up with the first word, comma, and numbers

I’m doing my part!

If the Milky Way didn’t have Orions Belt, Orions pants would fall down.