CapuccinoCoretto

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[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

I claim full control of all of uninhabited Siberia on behalf of the New Mongolian Empire.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Let's be honest here. None of this is journalism that speaks truth to power. This is conservative owned and backed media playing up nothingburgers to stink-palm the Liberals according to conservative communications strategies. Just like the Carney quip to the grassy narrows protestor.

Its derision politics. Our media landscape blows.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Can you tell me more about the pegging? I tried to google it, and well now my wife wants to have a talk after work. That's never a good sign.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

The grid could under real leadership. Your vampire squid parasitic infection is the problem here.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So we can consider our sun dying and Andromeda colliding with the milky way as crappy backstops.5 billion years for a maybe is not great. I don't know about you, but I don't have that kind of patience. We need fresh ideas. I like your singularity idea, but getting crushed isn't as artistically coherent as a quality shattering and if you've checked the price of singularities these days, its not really in the budget.

I think the most viable option I've heard so far is a mega asteroid. Do you know any suitable candidates for rent?

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Ladies, Gentlemen, Nuclear Engineers, Aliens bent on conquest and demi-gods or demons bent on wrath and destruction; Look, we have a job to do. The earth probably isn't going to shatter on its own. At least not with that attitude. We need teamwork. Collaboration. Hard math. Next, next-next-next-gen explosives and a lot of them.

We can do this!

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What are your recomendations? Assuming Earth had to be shattered in a kaboom.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I'm so happy to see you, I'm positively glowing!

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I did not have "Trump - Climate Change Warrior" on my 2026 disaster bingo card.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (11 children)

Not enough fissile material on earth. With enough asteroid and planetary mining, and .... ah never mind. You are probably still right. "Shattering" implies breaking apart and defeating earth's gravity well.

We'll have to get started on antimatter bombs for the required energy density, I guess.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Rob Ford was 1000 times less harmful to his constituents than Doug is. Let that sink in.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Capitalist exploitation is a natural cause? That's a wild take.

 

The RCMP's commissioner says he expresses sincere regret for an extensive spying program that targeted hundreds of Indigenous people.

It's the first time Mike Duheme acknowledged reporting by CBC Indigenous concerning RCMP surveillance activities dating back to the late 1960s against Indigenous leaders and organizations.

"We recognize the serious concerns that this history continues to raise for Indigenous Peoples, families and communities across Canada," Duheme wrote in a statement published Wednesday.

"I express sincere regret, and while we cannot change the past, we can and must acknowledge that these actions and their impact continue to be felt today."

 

The RCMP's commissioner says he expresses sincere regret for an extensive spying program that targeted hundreds of Indigenous people.

It's the first time Mike Duheme acknowledged reporting by CBC Indigenous concerning RCMP surveillance activities dating back to the late 1960s against Indigenous leaders and organizations.

"We recognize the serious concerns that this history continues to raise for Indigenous Peoples, families and communities across Canada," Duheme wrote in a statement published Wednesday.

"I express sincere regret, and while we cannot change the past, we can and must acknowledge that these actions and their impact continue to be felt today."

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