CaptSatelliteJack

joined 1 year ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 7 points 2 days ago

"We want to be Xhitter, Google, and Facebook, so we're going to do 25% of each of those things and hope the oligarchy saves us." Sure bro, solid business plan.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We're rich!

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 1 week ago

Me when chicken strips

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent, thank you so much!

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are truly a hero of the people

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Minor thread necromancy, but where on the map is this? I've been looking for this spot the last couple days and can't find it.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where is this on the map?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Emperor of Nyankind was right there

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Will the porn be as good?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely nose diving

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