CaptKoala

joined 2 years ago
[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Yankees are easy to deal with, I certainly don't want to be the reason her highness turns in her grave.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

My PC kept my room warm all winter, I now dread the incoming sun. Thank God for AC. Sorry for your loss there sir.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Just sing "everyone else is an asshole" by Reel Big Fish. You're welcome.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Licking trump's boots, that's where.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Metric system is best system, no exceptions.

Anything over 40°C is fuckin' hot, anything under 4°C is fuckin' cold.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I take other people's trolleys back on my way because I'm not a piece of shit.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

The extra A is for abomination.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Came here to say this.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah some of them are keen, some of them like an extra pair of hands to steady things, or a good chat. You'll always learn something even just by watching them.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Anytime I need to seek something outside my skillset, I basically offer myself as "apprentice for the day" and you'd be surprised how many will take you up on it.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

I ride daily, also skateboard and work in transport, my local political rep came past the other week and all I could say was "can we get those phone cameras every 200m on every road in the country? It's the only way we'll get the fuckers off their phones."

Hope she took it on board tbh.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

If it helps I found and bought some "you park like a cunt" stickers a few years back, good times.

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