CPMSP

joined 2 years ago
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago

That's because he broke it off in someone's ass.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I'll buy it!

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know, I'm starting to think this Trump guy doesn't know how to accurately measure the value of assets.

Is there some sort of money banana we can use for reference?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

...maybe other people just aren't into feet as much as you.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll send up some hard pipe hittin' brothas to work for you, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Ya hear that hillbilly boy?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ride to Valhalla, shiny and ...

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Money buys options.

If you have more money, typically you have a greater pool of options to choose from in all avenues of life.

When your finances are desperate or non existent, so are your options.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Them's freedumb younuts to the laikes a you...

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago

I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

When you need your wizard sleeve inspected, who better to call?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago

Each picture is progressively more terrifying.

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