ButtholeSpiders

joined 2 years ago

Or the condiment king.

Ah, perhaps the story doesn’t translate well if you haven’t read the Klingon children’s stories. 🤔

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.

For sure it’s Neelix, it’s what I was going to say.

So true, I have a booty and wooden seats are murder.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Thank you, when I was signing up it flowed from my finger tips.

I tried it, seemed to make me nauseous lol

I know, it’s still raining but I have a siphon going to empty the pool. Earlier it was filling faster than it was emptying, and I can’t see the pool from the house now that it’s dark. It’s gotten quieter, so hopefully there’s no cause for concern.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ll give this a try, it does sound strange but might be a nice change of pace. Right now I’m worried the pools going to overflow from all of tonight’s rain. 😣

Feel like this would be useful in lines.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s been 90°+ here, so this is sort of a nice change. Though this hurricane Hillary.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I’ve realized you can only walk around the house doing chores so much, or the more likely being stuck inside with monsoon rains outside might be making me tense lol. Maybe it’s hurricane Hillary.

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