ButteryNickel

joined 3 months ago
[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago (19 children)

Just like the real DOGE: no authority, a lack of guidance, and a fruitless outcome.

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

When all else fails, throw money at it until the problem is gone.

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 60 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Better late than never I suppose. Congrats everyone else.

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 11 points 3 months ago

That might be an improvement...

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 11 points 3 months ago

https://apnews.com/article/f49879eeba44433f9a35b8d5c9cfac8f

I wish he'd run/ruin a religion instead of democracy.

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That'll surely fix our surplus of truck drivers! /s

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump "thinks" he can predict the future by throwing around clout he really doesn't have. That's why he says he's already met with China. He's brazen enough to think that just because he said it, it'll become true.

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 38 points 3 months ago

"Oops all lemons"

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump wants a nobel peace prize like Obama's SOOO BAD!!

[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 54 points 3 months ago (6 children)

When fry went to a self help group for people who were frozen, there was a caveman lamenting seeing his wife in the British museum. Presumably the caveman is older than Fry.

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