BurgersMcSlopshot

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[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago

I hear they have the biggest bal of tine in Hond.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago (16 children)

That's a bummer of a post but oddly appropriate during the darkest season in the northern hemisphere in a real bummer of a year. Kind of echoes the "Stop talking to each other and start buying things!" post from a few years back though I forget where that one came from.

Came across this gem with the author concluding that a theoretical engineer can replace SaaS offerings at small businesses with some Claude and while there is an actual problem highlighted (SaaS offerings turning into a disjoint union of customer requirements that spiral complexity, SaaS itself as a tool for value extraction) the conclusion is just so wrong-headed.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The before-games-went-woke sector was large enough to bring us gamergate so there's definitely a sizable available crossover.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have my eye on the McDonnell Douglas-branded Neo Geo, which will be a value-engineered trijet and a brick of explosive all while only running the version of worm that was on the nokia brick phone.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

robots gonna make us Faygo, better stab a data center and by data center I mean land lord who had nothing to do with AI shit.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

the real xrisk was the terror clowns we made along the way.

I'm surprised lagering caves, except for servers instead of beer hasn't come up yet.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This doubly disappoints me because in a professional capacity I strive for being incredibly intentional and accurate while recreationally I aspire to shitposting, and "more accurate than most" satisfies neither. I really need to get my blood boy to write better material.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

it’s likely that the user will spend at least 30 minutes to an hour unable to articulate language.

This presumes Johnson was able to articulate language in the first place, which given that his brain has melted at an incredible pace since 2020 may be a bit of a stretch.

will these guys ever get to rainbow-chart levels of galaxy brain or will just be content to fudge some numbers on regular visuals?

This is reminiscent of memestock/buttcoin charts where a new asymptomatic curve is dropped onto the same rather flat graph over and over again.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do I even want to know what a Subnautica or a Krafton is?

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