BurgersMcSlopshot

joined 2 years ago

Honestly, this sort of quote from Goertzel is the kind of thing I would expect as the satirized musings from a pompous character in the Illuminatus Trilogy.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

“I’m sort of a complex chaotic systems guy, so I have a low estimate that I actually know what the nonlinear dynamic in the memosphere really was,”

I say right before inhaling deeply from a bag in which I have dispensed a hefty amount of spray paint.

WTF I was doing all this in EMACS in 2008.

Moar like power the butt.

Is that why the robot is wrapped in a giant cum-sock?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That WSJ review is something special and I didn't have sound on or CC so I'm sure there's some weapons-grade stupid going on in dialog that I am missing. I stopped watching about when they put up a picture of Allen Turing (AI Pioneer!) and a picture of the "AI Pilot" who's first name is Turing and then highlighted that both have the word "Turing" in their names.

Also that overgrown Roomba with hip dysplasia took 5 minutes to put two glasses in a dishwasher poorly.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed "free-sprinted", which I'm going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.

That might explain why copilot is a cum sprite

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This will be easy thanks to the "Benevolence of the Rocket" equation as seen on Trashfuture.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"remember 1-900 numbers? They're back! In AI form!"

Also I browsed other items on the site the phone came from and holy shit I have never seen a more cursed collection of products draped in Christmas shit.

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