BudgetBandit

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Cutting Out the Middleman (by Jen Sorensen) in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

I drive a pre-online car I can fix with the help of a friend, PC is Linux mint, laptop is Mac but highly restricted. My android device is silent, my iPhone is used for work only. My music is ripped and downloaded.

I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pfifft I just leave the bag open

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I’ve read too much about bunnies.

If you were in a room with your own pet and 99 identical pets, how would you pick out your pet (aside from calling their name)? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

My cat can do tricks. So I’d just make him do them and take him back home

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Probably a repost but funny nonetheless (infosec.pub)
Hollow Knight: Silksong will be playable at Gamescom, as Xbox offer first chances to fiddle with the ROG Xbox Ally in c/gaming@lemmy.zip
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Oof that’ll cost about 12 jobs at microsoft

Now that I've got my conclusion, it's time to go look for evidence that only supports said conclusion! in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Rule #1 "can I scientifically debunk it consistently?" If yes, I’m wrong

Laptop dreams in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

She's a keeper in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Exceptions only confirm this

She's a keeper in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago (21 children)

About 16% in men have a fat fetish compared to <1% of women. Also about 36% of women prefer a partner heavier than them. Also, 97% want a man who’s taller than them while about 2 % of women want a man smaller than them.

Of all the people currently alive, about 7% are women aged 25-35. of those 1% like fat men, of those 2% want the man to be smaller. So you have 0.0014% of any given population who is female 25-35 and likes small fat men. About half of them are single, you you have 0.0007% of any population who will find you attractive.

In a city of 400,000 people that’s 3

She's a keeper in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

I prefer the gender-neutral glucose-guardian

Piracy Starter Pack in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Oh I did pirate that woke game, was it dustbuilt or dirtborn or something? Didn’t play it tho

inside job in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait… wouldn’t the plane just, like, collapse in on itself? Or at least just fly through Superman and have a Superman sized hole in it? I mean, he just stands there like an immovable object.

Even if he were to slow it down - it’s not designed to withstand being held by 10cm2 anywhere.

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Please check your kitten's gums regularly! Both of my rescues are toothless since before they were 18 months old thanks to my vet having a cat with this autoimmune disease! (www.ocregister.com)
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Ki👱‍♀️iel (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to c/ki_iel@feddit.org
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What is something you like to tell people? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Btw I’m vegan.

I use arch btw.

Only cooking with my cast iron skillet.

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Becoming a veterinarian is hard (infosec.pub)
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heat ≠ Heat (infosec.pub)
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Partner has ADD, do I have misophonia? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It’s driving me crazy. Partner on phone, playing videos and games while the TV is running some YouTube reaction stuff.

I wear noise cancelling headphones all day at home because it’s just too much. The volume is so high I can hear it through a closed door. My PC is in the same room as the TV and I can’t even concentrate on a tutorial on how to do some editing stuff.

Partner is also suffering from depression so every freaking time I begged to please turn the tv off, it’s just ended in a 30 minute therapy session at home on how I can improve myself.

Anyone in a similar situation?

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Windows 11's inconsistency (sh.itjust.works)
 

You highlight something in Edge and release your finger from the button? New menu. Now you can copy it directly! Great! No need for right clicking every time, right? No! It only works in Edge! You want to copy from Outlook? Nothing! You highlight in Word or Excel? You can change the font of the selected text! No copy option!

You expect it to work a certain way and then it just doesn’t. Don’t get me wrong, I love right clicking, but expecting not having to and then still needing to click it is just… inconsistently inconvenient

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Selling BTC or not..? (sh.itjust.works)
 

This might be a bit of a bad question, but I don’t know where to ask to get the least biased responses.

So, I have about $1.000 in Bitcoin that used to be $300 (I’ve put in about $1.500 in various shitcoins before getting those BTC)

I fly drones as a hobby and I was thinking of getting a new system for that amount of money.

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Raising the morale (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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Here's my little cuddle buddy (infosec.pub)
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Update to my lifestyle change after nearly one month: (sh.itjust.works)
 

so far I’ve ditched the ketogenic diet to not show my lifestyle change to anyone. I am still counting calories and macros. I skip the gym only on days where my girl is at home as to not raise any suspicion. On days where I am at the gym I get at around 1900~2100 kcal, on days without I’m staying at 1600~1800 kcal - so far I lose about 100g a day/ 1.5 lbs a week. I’m down 4.6 kg (10 lbs) since I started on December 27. The belt hole puncher is useful. I’m down 2 holes on the belt, 1 of them I needed to punch myself.

I’m planning on going public with weight loss in march, starting keto and the gym officially.

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