Broadfern

joined 5 months ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

NyQuil is blue flavored.

So are blue raspberry icees.

Icees taste like NyQuil.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

There’s also the option of treating him like Mussolini 👀

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Paramount+ can, as Cartman eloquently puts it, “suck my balls.”

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sweet mother of fuck what’s going on, Europe? Are you guys okay over there?!

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

The weird part is apparently Canada got hit by this as well.

I’d be curious what those “market conditions” are that screw over our northern neighbors too 🤔

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Oh this reminds of that glorious yaoi breakdown on YouTube let me see if I can find it again

EDIT: FOUND IT

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Woohoo! Congrats 😄 /gen

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fingers crossed you get the day off /gen

Enjoying some positives this week - finally getting over some bug I’ve had since Sunday, working on renewing one of my work certs and ordered a new game controller coming in the mail sometime next week.

I’m excited to have a dedicated controller for PC/emulators since I lost my Steam Controller dongle years ago and it’s a pain to pair my JoyCons regularly (first-world problem I’m grateful to have).

My head is still spinning from it being August already. That might just be part of getting older, though.

What do you plan to do today if you end up having it free? (If you feel comfortable sharing, of course)

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah this is like blaming the cashier at the fast food restaurant for your burger being more expensive than before.

We all have to work under an unethical system in order to survive and taking it out on your fellow plebs helps nobody.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A puddle of buns!

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, but I guess that’s my lefty bias lol.

The only minority worth discriminating against though.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Being a billionaire is not an immutable trait ¯\(ツ)

 

Inspired by this post

Alt textText box with a portrait of Bijou, a cream colored cartoon hamster with big brown eyes and blue ribbons on each side of her face. The text reads “The proletariat is coming for you, Hamtaro. The revolution cannot be stopped.”

 

Reproduction is simply a means to make more gay.

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

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No escaping Pride (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Broadfern@lemmy.world to c/femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/30934274

(With love)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Broadfern@lemmy.world to c/awwnverts@lemmy.world
 

Crossposted from https://crazypeople.online/post/2508535

Wikipedia link for anyone interested. Hope this fits the community. I think they're adorable.

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I do what I want (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Broadfern@lemmy.world to c/opossums@lemmy.world
 

Lightly edited to fit comm rules

Alt textTwo photo cut-outs of opossums, each with a pair of scissors photoshopped to look like they’re being held by said opossums. Orange text is overlaid onto a pink-and-yellow background that says “Screw the government: run with scissors.”

Found on Pinterest, source seems to be “The Anxious Opossum” on Facebook.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Broadfern@lemmy.world to c/TwoGoobers@lemm.ee
 

Mildly edited for salty language

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