Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays
BrickTamland
1 hug or unlimmy nut? Easiest exam ever
Tom Segura joke that I'll butcher real quick:
A stranger walks up to me
"Hey know any good restaurants?"
Yeah there's this really good dim sum place over there
"Oh, I hate the Asian world"
Oh, I didn't know that about you
I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma
My god, who did this to you?
"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"
What did he look like?
"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"
I'm boofing them all
Every now and then the pop songs just really hit and eternally make you feel good. Every time I look around...
Han: "Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it's gotta be someone else..."
I think that's what they are suggesting. If the speech was too coherent, then it could not have been actual trump.
The main message is love conquers all. It just screams fascism.
Fuckin A right, the limits of hypocrisy know no bounds
I'm enjoying this thread