BrickTamland

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[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm enjoying this thread

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 82 points 2 years ago

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

1 hug or unlimmy nut? Easiest exam ever

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Tom Segura joke that I'll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

"Hey know any good restaurants?"

Yeah there's this really good dim sum place over there

"Oh, I hate the Asian world"

Oh, I didn't know that about you

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I'm boofing them all

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Every now and then the pop songs just really hit and eternally make you feel good. Every time I look around...

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Han: "Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it's gotta be someone else..."

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago

I think that's what they are suggesting. If the speech was too coherent, then it could not have been actual trump.

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (10 children)

The main message is love conquers all. It just screams fascism.

[–] BrickTamland@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Fuckin A right, the limits of hypocrisy know no bounds

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