BreakerSwitch

joined 4 months ago
[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It's okay girl I've got some extra hair ties laying around here somewhere.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

"I can make her worse"? We don't do that here.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In my experience, telegram is one of those "if someone asks you to go on this app, they're trying to scam you" platforms. Flatly avoid.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Every few years I go "ugh autocorrect is terrible, I'm turning it off!" And in the past I have eventually come back to it. Not anymore. Going without autocorrect is actually better than having it in 2025.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago (13 children)

This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought "I'm not sadistic enough for this girl" during sex before.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I think it depends strongly on your taste for getting into a series (do you want to play the best game first, or work up to it? Etc) However, if you enjoyed the Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog you probably want to look into the IDW Sonic comics, which are being adapted for mobile formats on webtoons for free right now once a week.

Mind you, thats the IDW comics, not the old archie ones, which.... Have a certain appeal but are so unhinged.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Recently had a talk with hospital employee friend about ED and how it's exceptionally preventable and 9 times out of 10 caused by sedentary lifestyle resulting in poor circulation. Pass it on to bro, I guess.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago (19 children)

What, you guys didn't have penis inspection day in gym class?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Gay guys have been really upset that women have been taking all the bears lately

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Is the earth considered a high gravity planet?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, forest spirit seeks tribute and those paying tribute review it on their own, sure. Someone eventually brings this up while paying tribute, alright, I'm still with you. But "the spirit of the deep woods has a smart phone with a data plan and the means to keep it charged" is where I start to get real worried.

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