Braindead

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[–] Braindead@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

That's likely because he can hear the blood flowing through your veins

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 42 points 1 year ago

Edit: please help

Best edit ever

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See how you compare to 30 applicants

Bitch, what?

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you use chatgpt v1 to write this post? (although the language used smells like 3.5)

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)

True for personal laptops, false for professional laptops. Might be why they gave me one with a fingerprint reader.

I unlock my work laptop a dozen times a day at least. Facial recognition FTW for that. TBH I've never felt the need to set up my fingerprint though...

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Give them to your neighbors. Most households tend to use eggs in a decent amount...

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was curious as well, so I did the Google:

D-dimer is a protein fragment (small piece) that's made when a blood clot dissolves in your body. D-dimer isn't usually found in your blood unless your body is making or breaking up blood clots.

Linky: https://medlineplus.gov/lab-tests/d-dimer-test/

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Available to watch on YouTube (be sure to use invidious or similar to watch):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6wRznqH9IbA

[–] Braindead@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Good old AI hallucinations

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