Bougie_Birdie

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've got the triforce. They said they broke the mould when they made me, but clearly that was a lie.

Without reading too much into it, as long as you've got three points you have a triangle so I'd guess it's super common. But that ruins the mystery, so where's the fun in that?

[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mine are backwards, I think my freckles might be broken

[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I pay for the whole health bar, so I'm going to use the whole health bar.

Any hit points beyond the last one are just gravy anyway