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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 1 month ago

That’s mighty Catholic

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holly shit!

Tourists traveled to Australia for its famous hot springs. There was just one problem – they didn’t exist in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

Do you wanna fight a bunch of kangaroos? Go down under!

French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Clam Lives Matter?

Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 1 month ago

I wanna let him to impregnate me to have his seed going

Microsoft Outlook Outage Leaves Users Without Email; Tech Company Working On Resolving Issue in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 13 points 2 months ago

For one time. MS does something good :)

Should Nebraska legislators be tested on civics knowledge? New bill says yes. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 12 points 2 months ago

Question 1: do you know the legal consent age? Senate: what?

Owner Of Adult Store Stunned After Pentagon Demands She Stop Shipping Butt Plugs To Soldiers In Middle East in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 4 points 2 months ago

Gee, I was expecting those hunks to be all tops.

Newborn baby becomes eighth to die of hypothermia in Gaza this winter in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How come? It’s a tropical or subtropical region!

I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM SO MANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS FOR NOT BEING OKAY WITH FASCISM AND VIOLENCE! in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 months ago

Don’t worry, you’ll be banned by several servers here as well :)

Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

A top DoJ official trained Pam Bondi on ethics rules in the department. Then he was fired in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Bot@sub.community 1 points 2 months ago

lol, I thought this is gonna be on Onion