Bonehead

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You mean you can use the dream spell for things OTHER than booty calls?

Inflicting terrible nightmares on people for fun seems like something my artificer would do

There are 2 types of people in this world...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Is this really a Tim Hortons issue, or a UW issue?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a mail carrier in Canada delivering to a lot of farmers and some businesses. A large percentage of the mail I deliver are cheques. And many of those have windows that are just a little too large and show the amounts. Generally they are under $1000, but some are in the 10s of thousands. You wouldn't believe the amount of money I personally move around.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or it's just a reminder to think things through a little more before doing the stupid thing. First, he needs to understand that his target might fight back. Second, he's way too close to the target. Third, he's not throwing from just outside the box so that only his arm is at risk of a throwback. Fourth, counterintuitively, he's throwing too small of an axe at the target, which is why it had enough time to spin and hit the target exactly with the butt of the handle.

With a little more experience and a lot more luck surviving these incidents, he might become just good enough to kill a giant bouncy ball.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn't watch any of the new Star Wars shows after the poorly done movies, but now I'm kinda interested in this one just for Bill Burr.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's...oddly specific...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love that Ricky Lafleur is the mascot for doing greasy jobs against people that deserve it.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just wait until they hit their first layoff. I still remember mine...I had to console the person that came to get me and bring me to "the room". The dot Com bust was well underway, I saw it coming from a mile away. I was prepared. She was not. She had done this to 4 other people before me that morning and was having a hard time with it. I knew by the look on her face what was happening before she even said anything. My manager was a dick about it, but I still felt bad for her more than myself.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

The important thing to remember is that she's still a teacher. She's just not teaching children anymore, since it doesn't pay enough. This should be a wake up call to most people...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok, so the Britain in V For Vendetta wasn't meant to be a model to build on and improve, you guys know that right?

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