Bonehead

joined 2 years ago
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

I can hear this...

DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

...then storing that information in Chrome's auto-fill because that's way too much to remember. And the circle is complete.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Even better, the original DeLorean didn't have a speedometer that went to 88mph. They had to change the gauge cluster for the movie.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

His hooves didn't fit...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I did see a doctor. I have Crohn's. I can't help it. Neither can an exorcist, though he did seem to give me more prostate checks than the doctor did for some reason.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds to me like you need a union...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hmm...80 to 160 "journeys" per day, for $250-$350. So you get paid less when you work more?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well there's something I wasn't concerned about before...

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 52 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The good news: Police are wearing body cams that they can't turn off.

The bad news: It's because the cameras are using constant facial recognition to tag everyone.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The "General" part doesn't really count since all Jedi were automatically commissioned with high ranks during the war. Ahsoka was a Commander at 16, leading troops into battle while still a padawan.

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