Bonehead

joined 2 years ago
[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Not quite. Jesus died so that we could stop doing animal sacrifices, which were quite popular at the time. But the caveat was that you need to accept Jesus as your lord and savior. Which Hitler did, by several accounts, so technically he could be in heaven still.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

My father was not the greatest cook. He could bake pork ribs or chicken legs fairly compentantly, and he could boil potatoes or pasta. But that was the extent of his skills. Anything fried in a pan was cooked beyond recognition. I was in my 20s before I realized steak didn't have to be the same consistency as shoe leather. A common dinner he'd make was mashed potatoes with margarine, topped with macaroni mixed with Catelli meat sauce. It took me a number of years to undo all of that and learn to cook properly.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

First, why is the guy recording?

Strange man enters the home of an elderly person? This is the least concerning part of the entire situation.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 184 points 2 years ago (16 children)

This is so unrealistic. Developers don't drink decaf.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago

In their defense, with a name like Lamb Of God, it was either papyrus or thorny vines.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Considering it started out as a bar bet, no one should take Guinness world records without a huge grain of salt.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Is it because it automatically slams you over to a scam website that tells me my system is heavily damaged by 2 viruses?

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Well it's just that "Scenes From A Hat" is especially interesting, but it doesn't always match the mood.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

I still heard "IF I HAD ANY!" at the end.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

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