Thank you, kind internet stranger. I'm still going to buy ice cream though.
Bonehead
joined 2 years ago
You know how cookies are a big deal and how every website keeps asking you to accept their cookies? Now you know why...it's not a conspiracy, it's just how the internet works.
All I ever needed from my parents was an occasional “good job,” a pat on the back, or an extra scoop of ice cream. And sure, I never got those things, but how else was I gonna learn that I was neither special nor important?
That one hit a little too close to home. I think I'm going to call in sick to work this morning. And maybe go buy some ice cream.
Great...now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day.
Bu Bu Bu Butt Drugs....Bu Bu Bu Butt Drugs...
You know how Christians have an Old Testament and New Testament? That's because Jesus is introduced in the New Testament. Jewish people only use the Old Testament.
Change the way you sleep.
I once spent nearly a year without enough sleep because I'd wake up in the middle of the night with my hands so numb that they hurt, which is a weird feeling. I'd have to sit up and lean forward shaking my hands until the feeling came back, then lay back down and try to sleep only to be woken up again 30 minutes later. It nearly drove me insane. Even taking sleeping aides didn't stop the pain from waking me up.
It didn't know why until one night for reasons I still don't know, I threw my pillow aside and rolled a t-shirt up to stick under my neck, so that my head could lean back instead of propping it up and forward. I slept for 10 hours straight and my hands didn't go numb the entire time. I figured it was a pinched nerve that I finally released the pressure by sleeping with my head leaned back. Since then I've found a small pillow that fits nicely under my neck. I haven't had an incident ever since.
It's not worth the pain and sleepless nights. Just change the way you sleep and stop torturing yourself.
These are gendered showers. I don't think that's going to be a problem...
Generating a report using Excel as a format is a lot different from using Excel as a database.
I'm not offended, I'm just pointing out unfounded assumptions. Such as assuming someone is offended simply because they pointed out unfounded assumptions.
First, how do you know it's a "him" and not a "her"?
Second, the Smart Fortwo is surprisingly roomy inside for such a tiny car. A full size suitcase on the passenger seat and a few personal items in the back storage area is completely reasonable.
Third, there's no guarantee that any of this even happened. But it's a lot more plausible than some of the stories posted, especially when you stop making assumptions.
Yes, the penalty for being a witch was hanging. Unfortunately the test to prove you were a witch sometimes involved tying you up and throwing you into a lake to see if you float or sink, and if you float then they would hang you. Of course the situation resolved itself if you didn't float. No one ever floated.
Nice...avoid the ban on importing trophies, hunt them locally instead!