BlushedPotatoPlayers

joined 2 years ago

So, the thing is we can't really predict CMEs. What we can do is observing them by satellites like SOHO or SDO (actually you can also check these data, check for jHelioViewer). While light indeed needs roughly 8 minutes to travel from the Sun, the ejected plasma is much slower than that, it travels at a comfy pace of 1000km/s or so. So it takes about a day to reach Earth (you can do the precise numbers as a homework or use Wolfram alpha to cheat), so from the observations we have roughly this time to do anything.

One suggestion in the old days was to stick a nail in an apple for a while and then eat it. The apple of course. Without the nail

Yeah. Way worse that the cup thing or the Japanese eel stuff or the others. That crap still haunts me

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you just told the computer to ignore case...

So, basically the start of The Swarm? Great.

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, in the last thread it was a bank

Maybe. We had one of that too, but didn't use it too much either

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But... Isn't that standard equipment in every household?

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The AdBlock arms race is still going on - would have been more precise

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

It's worse than that. Authors actually pay (up to several thousand dollars) to publish, the editors who find referees are doing this as a side job, so probably they're not exactly overpaid either. Finally you have the anonymous referee, who not only doesn't get paid, but they get literally zero recognition. Also, papers aren't printed in journals any more, they are online only, so there's no printing fee either, there's only just server hosting costs, paying some people for language editing and final typesetting (in many fields authors must submit LaTeX manuscripts, basically ready for publishing). And profit of course.

I don't think you can make up these kind of things

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think this was it https://reddit.com/r/confessions/s/cJFm6eRXMi (it's not for a weak heart)

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