Blueteamsecguy

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[–] Blueteamsecguy 2 points 6 months ago

I'd be quite concerned if my pinky was turning black, but losing it isn't gonna kill me

[–] Blueteamsecguy 3 points 8 months ago

That's a good change

[–] Blueteamsecguy 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Your IT team is doing it wrong then. You can map SharePoint sites directly to file explorer. Now that brings on a whole different set of issues ala OneDrive, which IMO is an even steamier pile of shit, but still - it's better than going straight through Teams

[–] Blueteamsecguy 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

[–] Blueteamsecguy 3 points 11 months ago

I resent that, I'm a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints....wait shit

[–] Blueteamsecguy 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

[–] Blueteamsecguy 4 points 1 year ago

Last one is true..

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.

[–] Blueteamsecguy 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] Blueteamsecguy 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then let's only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

[–] Blueteamsecguy 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't.

I have to initiate those, or it looks bad for compliance. We sell software, we get SOC 2 attestations yearly. We start getting points marked off for very general security and compliance measures customers will question our products and not renew or not purchase in the first place, because if we can't even secure our own employees and promote awareness, what does that say about our product?

Sincerely, the guy everyone hates and makes your work life harder.

[–] Blueteamsecguy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aarhus, in the middle of the street

[–] Blueteamsecguy 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Morning me is the asshole, why can't he just fuckin deal with it

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