New Loser Lanyard (ironically called the Friend) just dropped, a "chatbot-enabled" necklace which invades everyone's privacy and provides Internet reply "commentary" in response. As if to underline its sheer shittiness, WIRED has reported that even other promptfondlers are repulsed by it, in a scathing review that accidentally sneers its techbro shithead inventor:

If you're looking for some quick schadenfreude, here's the quotes on Bluesky.
That the useless programming language is literally called "cursed" is oddly fitting, because the continued existence of LLMs is a curse upon all of humanity