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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I miss shittymorph 😒

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 39 points 8 months ago

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride, Canyonero!

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago

I was going to say.... Replace BlueCross with Elevance Health and stick Gail Boudreaux in there instead. Anthem just decided to start putting a time cap on anesthesia which is considered dangerous universally by anesthesiologists everywhere. You know... To prevent over billing of anesthesia and definitely not for more profit.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

What's that video where the British lady is trying to recreate what a neanderthal sounded like? I die every time.

Found it: High-pitched voice theory

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago

Definitely didn't expect Illinois to be on that list. Hopefully Pritzker will do something about it? Only time will tell.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 16 points 8 months ago

I've read this book and it's actually hilarious. Like intentionally. Highly recommend.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago

I'm a 1990 and I thought I had it good.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

A COMPUTEEEER AND A CAAAAAR!!!! Thanks Mom and Dad!

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 28 points 8 months ago

You have to be more specific with kids sometimes. Remember that they're having to learn all the basic things about language we already know. I remember when my little brother was a toddler and he was playing with the flippy lid on my uncle's garbage can. My uncle yelled "Steven! Get your butt outta my garbage can!" My brother looked at him confused and looked back at the can and started flipping it again. My uncle yelled at him again with the same response and then asked my mom why he won't listen. My mom then said "Steven, take your hands out of the garbage can." And he immediately understood what that meant and stopped doing it.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

RIP Double Decker taco 😒

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago

I didn't interpret this as it's bad to make people come to the office that physically need to be there or that it's judging them for not taking PTO. I interpreted this as a cringe showboat where they try to show how cool it is to be in the office and everyone should love being in the office. The commentnand response at the bottom about the open floorplan say it all.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Sounds a lot like med school, or the lady who sewed to cancel student loan forgiveness. People suck.

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